How pregnancy turns you into a baby
Yes, it's true. Not only does pregnancy involve your body growing a baby, it may turn you into one yourself. Consider the facts (from my own experience, at least):
- Must. Have. SLEEP. Every two hours is preferable.
- Must eat whenever food is in line of vision; also, when it's not.
- Sometimes the food that seemed like such a good choice makes the ol' tummy (and/or esophagus) feel yucky! Not cool.
- Crying may become the best form of communication.
- Let's be honest. Bladder control = not the best.
- May end up crawling around the house. Who needs walking? Psshhh.
- Skin is baby soft due to copious application of cocoa butter.
- Everything is so BRIGHT and LOUD. Can't y'all just calm down so I can relax over here?
Dear baby, I feel that I am prepared to relate to you a little bit when you come out. Love, Mom
- Must. Have. SLEEP. Every two hours is preferable.
- Must eat whenever food is in line of vision; also, when it's not.
- Sometimes the food that seemed like such a good choice makes the ol' tummy (and/or esophagus) feel yucky! Not cool.
- Crying may become the best form of communication.
- Let's be honest. Bladder control = not the best.
- May end up crawling around the house. Who needs walking? Psshhh.
- Skin is baby soft due to copious application of cocoa butter.
- Everything is so BRIGHT and LOUD. Can't y'all just calm down so I can relax over here?
Dear baby, I feel that I am prepared to relate to you a little bit when you come out. Love, Mom
posted by Amanda Lane at 12:09 PM
2 Comments:
I love this post...it's too cute...and so true...i've also had a mom relate kids playing to how prisoners get treated...it was funny...things like: being asked the same question repeatedly over and over, being in an environment with constant screaming, and some other funny things...it was all to be funny...she loves her kids. :) I thought it was pretty funny :) Praying for you and can't wait until you get to see your little boy! (and can't wait to see him too!)
Love the post and so HAPPY for you and Aaron! Hooray for Owen!
Hooray for such a wonderful momma to deliver a 10 lbs baby! You rock!
Hope to see you three soon.
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