Things I learned yesterday
Sometimes it is a lot of fun to visit a church that one does not normally attend. I did this yesterday. In the course of this visit I learned that God castrated lepoards (lepers?) out of society because they were sinners, and the Hebrew word for sin, "Hamarkia", comes from all those British archers not getting 100% on their bulls-eye tests. It was a good time.
posted by Amanda Lane at 10:47 AM
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there are about 182 things wrong with this...
cast? perhaps not castrated? i'm confused.
but visiting new churches can be a very interesting time. :)
Er...ah...I hope Aaron went with you. I would LOVE to hear his take on it.
We almost had about 45 laugh-attacks within the 20 minute sermon. But we had to keep our cool for the 4 high school students we were with. We also castrated about 5 leopards.
You do the math...
For anyone wondering, because I would: yes, he really did say castrated. Without batting an eye. It was easily the comedy highlight of my Christian experience.
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